命令方块是火柴人 VS 我的世界系列的第七集，也是第一季的第六集。
非官方概要[]
小黄发现了一种新的方块——命令方块，并玩弄着它们。这些命令方块不会卡bug的，对吧……？
情节[]
这个短片以小黄偷偷爬上开始菜单并拿到我的世界图标为开头，本来目的是为了拿到更多红石相关的物品。他给他自己一些铁轨、红石火把和一些其他的红石装置。他之后开始彻底搜索所有物品，直到他来到了物品栏的末尾。他试图继续往后移动他的选择框（一开始失败了），并不断尝试直到他打破了物品栏的边界。他发现了一些不寻常的物品，比如屏障方块、命令方块、结构方块、刷怪笼和龙蛋等等无法在正常游戏过程中轻松拿到的物品。小黄端详了一下命令方块，并给自己留下了一个命令方块，之后把我的世界图标放回了开始菜单中。
小黄放下了命令方块，但还没搞明白它是怎么工作的。当他在方块侧面敲击了几次后，命令方块打开了，一卷很长的写着命令方块使用指南的纸掉了出来。小黄开始仔细阅读这些指导，并开始逐渐了解命令方块是如何工作的。他尝试着用指令给了自己一组命令方块并用指令放置一些方块，成功了。小黄之后又尝试用命令方块召唤有不同姿势的盔甲架实体，也成功了。小黄感到兴奋，随后心生一计，打算用命令方块来玩弄小红。他用命令放置了一块蛋糕，小红每次快碰到蛋糕时小黄就会改变蛋糕的位置。之后小黄又利用盔甲架让小红玩了一把威廉退尔的射击游戏（用弓射击人物头顶的一个苹果）。小红成功了，小黄则放置了一个石英台和一个拉杆，小红前去拉动拉杆，得到了一大堆蛋糕。小红突然听到了敲击键盘的声音，便向声源跑去，发现小黄在写一指令，这个指令会把小红物品栏里面的蛋糕全部替换成腐肉。小红看见了这些命令方块，又看了看小黄，和小黄兴奋地开始搓手。他们有一个新的计划。
小蓝和小绿 are casually walking across the screen. Blue is eating some Nether Warts and he offers to share some with his friend, but Green refuses. The two stick figures stop when they see Red in a black hat with a magician's wand. He "invites" Blue and Green into a room (which consists of nothing but two blocks of red wool) to watch him perform some magic tricks (with the help of Yellow and command blocks). Red shows that there's nothing in the hat but he sticks his hand in the hat and pulls out a rabbit. Green and Blue are amazed by this act and Red has more to show. The hat seems to be empty again as Red shakes it upside down to evidently show this. He then taps the hat with his "wand", then his hat starts spawning a bunch of rabbits, succeeding in amazing the onlookers. Yellow then types in a code so that the rabbits become zombies. Red waves his wand at the rabbits as they morph into zombies. Green and Blue prepare to fight the mobs but Red starts flying and strikes the zombies with lightning, burning them. Green and Blue, once again, congratulate Red.
Yellow types quickly on multiple Command Blocks simultaneously until a bolt lightning strikes one of the Command Blocks, setting it on fire and causing it to change colors and shape. Yellow checks on it and when he does, the codes are messed up as they are typed up on their own, continuously scrolling. Yellow tries to get rid of the broken Command Block by trying to break it off with his pickaxe, but this error just spreads out more to adjacent blocks. Frantic, Yellow tries to delete them but all of them eventually got affected.
Red is bewildered by why his wand isn't doing anything. It then becomes a pig as well as many other entities very quickly. Blue begins to float as if he was underwater and everything begins to morph into different things, worrying the Stick Figures. Yellow is desperately hitting a Command Block with two Diamond Pickaxes but to no avail. Red, wanting this mess to end, tries to lodge a TNT block between the command blocks and lighting it. Unfortunately, the TNT exploded into sheep, much to Red's frustration.
In the midst of the situation, The Second Coming steps up onto the screen to investigate what was going on. He is generally confused of the rain, and the bizarre things happening to his friends. He looks up at the unsent requests still being scrolled about. A fishing line drops down, causing The Second Coming to jump back a little. It was Blue, who tries to get down by lodging a fishing pole to the taskbar to get back on ground. But it changes to a bat, then a squid, then a blaze. Blue "swims" away from it, and blocks off three fireballs with his sword. The Second Coming, still confused, continues to walk past changing animals, a giant zombie, a creeper, and an armor stand, until he finally reaches Red and Yellow hitting the Command Blocks with pickaxes, with a tree behind Red. Yellow was the first to greet The Second Coming, and he never got the change to explain the situation until another bolt of lighting struck another block. Suddenly, the Command Blocks went out of control and it spread out to the WHOLE screen. Red, Yellow, and The Second Coming began to float up, along with the taskbar which separated into square halves with their icons. A strange noise drew their attention, and the three stick men look down to see their bodies pixelating. Yellow, The Second Coming and Red saw in concern and horror, that they were beginning to glitch.
Thinking fast, The Second Coming floats over to where the Windows logo is at, then he pressed the floating logo, and hit Restart, restarting everything back to normal. The five stick figures were standing in the center of the screen, where Yellow tells his friends that he's learned a valuable lesson, which satisfies The Second Coming. Yellow then proceeds to drop the Command Block into a block of fire, now that it didn't seem as important.
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主角[]
其他角色[]
- 僵尸
- 苦力怕
- 巨人僵尸
你知道吗[]
- This episode is referenced as a flashback in It's Alive!.
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