Mercenary Tryouts

Yeah...this guy is very much f***ed.

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Undisclosed Location, 100 Miles Due West of the Outernet City

The Second Coming and Broken Mirror rapidly exchanged punches, each blow evenly matched, fully stalemated, not a single advantage over the other.

The Second Coming vaulted off the wall and delivered a brutal punch to Broken Mirror's face, before generating a massive minigun and strafing Broken Mirror, which he immediately EMP'd and then threw a shuriken at The Second Coming. They locked fists, which Broken Mirror broke through by kicking The Second Coming in the chest, before throwing him back into the cave full of green-life particles.

The Second Coming used his energy manipulation power in a way he'd never done before...CLONING himself. Together, they all created a massive energy beam that blew Broken Mirror back.

Broken Mirror couldn't even hold on and was blown several miles away, where he was knocked out.

The Second Coming rapidly ran up to his group of friends and started telling them what had to be done.

The Second Coming: You all have about half a minute before my evil twin returns. We have to get these life energy particles back to Rocket Corp. HQ before it's too late! Agent, I'm leaving the job to you.

The Color Gang was truly awed at the massive tanks of green life energy floating inside them, in various forms. In their pure form, like the ones floating around The Second Coming, in crystalline form, rotating and floating inside liquidated forms of the energy, and corrupted forms that were speckled with black. H4CK3R used an eraser tool to decorrupt them.

Agent saluted, hooked up all the life energy particles to his hoverbike, taking a quick second to nervously look at the fuel meter spiking, and transferred them all into his fuel tank before leaving.

The Dark Lord: There's something incredibly important that I have to tell you. I didn't tell you earlier because I thought that the subject of that information was you.

When I freed The God of Chaos, I did exactly that - freed him. In other words, someone managed to imprison him before, and that means that it can be done again.

What I'm guessing is that there is a REAL God of Light somewhere out there, and we have to find them.

H4CK3R: I'm on it!

He flew into the IP barrier with The Dark Lord, ready to go on their own little adventure.

And just in time - Broken Mirror was back.

Uncharted Location

The Dark Lord walked up to what looked like an empty cage. He tried punching the cage several thousand times, and it did absolutely nothing.

H4CK3R: Yup, that's the one.

He scanned for any sort of deviation from what usually appeared around really old materials, which took a while, but he eventually found something - very slight drops in the dust value of the floor. He rapidly constructed a trail that led to something very, very unexpected...

H4CK3R: I found one of programmer021's old computers - but we can't reach it. It's airgapped.

The Dark Lord covered his face in exasperation.

The Dark Lord: You mean that we can't reach it at all?

H4CK3R: There MIGHT be a way...[sending message to PROGRAMMER021SPC]

PROGRAMMER021SPC

He was monitoring the events of the Outernet. He would send some of his sticks to help, but none of them were strong enough. All of the ones who had gone had been captured by Broken Mirror.

He was, unsurprisingly, shocked when he saw a distress message from someone whom he recognized immediately from his network of Outernet cameras - H4CK3R.

Hello, Programmer021. I require access to one of your air-gapped computers, which presumably contains The God of Light. Both The God of Chaos and Broken Mirror are on the loose, so we need your assistance to defeat them before the situation gets too severe.

Yours faithfully, 
victim/H4CK3R

Programmer021 was (understandably) horrified at the fact that his deadliest creations were on the loose.

I UNDERSTAND THE URGENCY OF THE SITUATION, SO I'M NOT STOPPING TO MAKE ANY SMALL TALK
I'M CONNECTING THE AIRGAP TO WI-FI NOW
GOD OF LIGHT WILL NOT ASSIST YOU WITHOUT MY SECRET PASSWORD - @grIEENl1f3.141592653589979323846264Par2+-1c12.718s

H4CK3R desperately transcribed the message onto his generated textbox before the message disappeared - a quick scan showed that it had a 30-second decay limit before it disappeared for security.

The Dark Lord: So what's the plan?

They didn't have to decide, as a massive, transparent tube suddenly appeared out of the darkness. They didn't bother to hesitate for even half a split second before jumping in.

100 Miles Due West of Outernet City

The Second Coming and his friends were still brutally fighting Broken Mirror. Unfortunately, Broken Mirror had consumed...a fair amount...of the Green Life Particles in his time preparing to destroy the Internet, so he was significantly stronger than the entire group combined.

The Second Coming merged an RPG and a sword so that he had an explosive-blade launcher, before starting to blast Broken Mirror.

GildedGuy and YoYo started brutalizing Broken Mirror from above, while Orange and the Color Gang activated the white voids in their pure-energy staffs. AIM took up a pair of paintbrushes and started beating Broken Mirror from below.

But after the massive onslaught, Broken Mirror was unfazed, and released a massive explosion that blew everyone back. He then started to take down everyone one-by-one.

AOL went first, as Broken Mirror generated a pair of javelins that easily disarmed him with incredibly precise throws.

GildedGuy went next, as Broken Mirror telekinetically stole his Stella Pen and used it to draw a massive hammer, which he then used to smash GildedGuy's sword out of his hand.

He threw them both into pre-prepared cages, which both started to move downwards towards the prison room.

He grabbed YoYo by the end of his yoyo and prepared to pull him in, only to get hit by an explosion and a brutal combo. But it was nothing to him, and he whirled him around like a pair of nunchuks before throwing him into a third cage.

The Stick Gang hit him with white voids all at once. He was seriously wounded by the blast, but generated a sword and destroyed everyone one-by-one.

Red went first, with a blow so powerful that it knocked the staff out of his hands. He found himself inside a cage, but it wasn't moving to the prison room yet.

And soon, it became apparent why. One by one, the rest of the Stick Gang was tossed in there with him.

Broken Mirror generated a reflective shield to block the white voids. It wasn't fully effective, so only one white void was perfectly reflected into a Stick Gang member...

Green was thrown into the cell with Red.

Next came Blue, as Broken Mirror overpowered him in terms of skill and impaled him through the chest, before throwing him in the cell as well.

Purple smashed him on the head from behind, briefly disorienting him long enough for The Second Coming to blast him with a laser.

Broken Mirror immediately grabbed Purple's staff from behind, pivoted, and threw him into the cage as well by his staff.

Yellow dodged as many blasts from Broken Mirror as he could, but one eventually caught and disarmed him. Yellow was skilled in mixed martial arts, as were his friends, but nowhere close to this literal GOD, so he decided to just surrender.

Only Orange and The Second Coming were left. They put up a valiant resistance for some time, Orange throwing energy blocks at Broken Mirror at supersonic speed while The Second Coming brutally lasered him, but eventually, Broken Mirror got close enough, dodging enough blocks, to yank the staff out of Orange's hand...and snap it.

He was also thrown in the cell.

Broken Mirror: Now it's just you and me!

They slowly circled one another, ready to fight.

The Second Coming uttered a war cry and charged at Broken Mirror.

Airgapped Computer, Location Unknown

H4CK3R and The Dark Lord both stared at the darkness around them.

Slowly, the lights came on as it revealed thousands upon thousands of pure-white stickmen around them. They all raised their weapons and got ready to fight.

H4CK3R: Fight?

The Dark Lord: Fight.

And the battle commenced.

[To be continued...]

LET'S FREAKING GOOO!!!