Faces - An Actual Short

I couldn't do green's anime face from Faces so I just made his face more complex

Soooo... we are probably well familiar with Faces: An Actual Short, and how the main five would look if they had faces. Well, what do you guys think the most iconic side characters would look with faces?

By "side characters," I'm talking about characters like Purple, King, Chosen, Dark, and Vic. What would they look like?

Why don't fanart drawers use the faces from the actual short "Faces"

They are really cool!