Gold, slowly increasing in distortion: HELP ME! HELP ME! H-H-HELP ME!!!!!
Cerulean: IT'S GONNA BLOW!
Gold: WHAT?!
King: IT'S GONNA-
*The Minecraft simulation explodes, knocking Gold into a wall, sending him into a coma*
King: Son! SON!!! WAKE UP!!!!!
Cerulean: *calls the ambulance*
Dark Green: I'm so sorr- AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*King continues to beat up Dark Green*
Cerulean, now off the phone: HEY! STOP THAT!
King: NO! *Beats up Cerulean as well*
Zaffre: *calls the police*
King: OH NO YOU DON'T *punches Zaffre* MOTHERFU-...
*King stares at Gold's body as the ambulance arrives*
1 year later...
Purple: So we're visiting your son?
King: yep
Purple: who's in a coma
King: yep...
Purple: from a Minecraft simulation
King: yeah...
Purple: are you ok?
King: no...
Purple: it's ok, he'll wake up soon
King: yeah...
*They walk into Gold's room*
King: Gold? GOLD?! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Purple: are you sure he's real?
King: YES HE'S REAL! HE'S THE KID YOU SAW IN THE PICTURE AT MY HOUSE!
Purple: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh ok... Just making sure you're not still mentally unstable from-
King: SHHHHHHHHHHH
Purple: ok ok! We don't talk about yesterday
King: or the last year in general
Purple: ok
King: now uhm... Where's my son?
Doctor: well... He disappeared last night
King: WHAT?!
Doctor: yeah... We haven't found him yet
Purple: *nervously looking at King* you oka-
King: NO! YOU BETTER FIND HIM MR. DOCTOR MAN!
Doctor: We'll try our best
Gold: ok... *Knocks on King's door*
*No one answers*
Gold: huh? *Tries to open the door* it's locked... Well he must be out
King: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LOST HIM! I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE HE- *stops and stares at Gold*
Gold: *stares at King*
*King runs up to Gold and hugs him*
Gold: Hello!
Purple: h-hi...
Purple's mind: I guess I have a brother now
King: Gold, this is Purple. Purple, this is Gold
Gold: Hi Purple!
Purple: Hi Gold
King: Gold, this is your new sibling
Gold: Yay! *Hugs Purple*
Purple: oh.. uh.. hi
King: let's go inside
King: Gold, here's your bedroom
Purple: BUT THAT'S MY BEDROOM!
King: then you'll share a bedroom
Purple: but-
King: no.
Purple's mind: Why me, WHY ME, WHY ME?!
Purple: and then I threw Gold out the window!
Green: WHAT?! THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SHOULD DO!
Purple: I'm joking!
Green: phew
Purple: dad got rid of all the Minecraft stuff in his house, including the portal
Green: wait why did you say his house?
Purple: because, surprise! I'm moving here
Green:
Purple: I'm not joking
Green:
Gold: Purple? Purple! Where'd you go?
Purple: oh s***, he followed me
Purple: Pretend I was never here! *Jumps into Sticksfight*
Gold: have you seen Purple?
Green: no
Gold: Have any of you seen Purple?
Blue: no
Yellow: no
Second: no
Red: yes
Gold: where?!
Red: over there *points at Sticksfight*
Gold: Thanks!
Gold: there you are!
Purple: oh f***
Gold: what does that mean?
Purple: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Gold: are you coming back home?
Purple: UHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gold: please come back!
Purple: fine...
2 years later...
Gold: Dad!
King: yeah?
Gold: Where's mom?
King: ...
King: How about you go play outside
Gold: ok!
Purple: So you're just gonna let him do that?
King: I'm sure he'll be fine
Purple: ok...
Gold: Hello!
Navy: hello
Gold: How are you?
Navy: good
Navy: wanna see a card trick?
Gold: Sure!
Navy: close your eyes
Gold: *closes his eyes*
Navy: *captures Gold in a bag*
Gold: AHHHHH HELP ME! HELP!!! *screaming*
Purple: Do I hear screaming?
King: I hear screaming too *looks out the window* SOMEONE KIDNAPPED GOLD!
Purple: *staring silently*
King: WE HAVE TO SAVE YOUR BROTHER!
Purple: I-i-i'll stay here
King: *already chasing after Navy*
Navy: f***, he's faster then I thought
Gold: *still screaming*
King: JUST KEEP SCREAMING!
Gold: *screaming*
Navy: SHUT UP! *slams Gold against a building*
Gold: OWW *shuts up*
King: *starts slowing down*
Navy: ok... finally *calls the police*
King: I FINALLY CAUGHT YOU! *points at Navy*
Navy: and I caught you
*the police arrive*
Police; YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR MASS DESTRUCTION OF THE ENTIRE OUTERNET
King: oh s***
Police: And you! *points at Navy*
Navy: huh?
Police: are under arrest for kidnapping a child
Gold: LET ME FREE! *The police release Gold*
Gold: Dad?
King: uhm- erm- uhh-
Gold: Why did you do that?
King: because... because...
Gold: *hugs King* I don't care
King: thank you...
Gold: b-bye
King: bye... *goes inside the police car with Navy*
News reporter: BREAKING NEWS: the culprit for the Great Catastrophy of 2021 has been found and arrested
Purple: oh no.... OH NO! OH FU-
Police: PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
Purple: f***...
