Ballista

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100 Miles West of Outernet City

The God of Chaos was gone. There was no further need for The Second God, and everyone separated, back to where they had been before the fusion had occurred.

Including The Dark Lord.

Before anyone could restrain him, he flew away. His distant laugh could be heard in the distance.

H4CK3R: It's more of a thorn in our side than a major issue. We have some explaining and rebuilding to do...

1 Month Later

H4CK3R was doing his routine ViraBot search on his supercomputer for potential threats.

After a few hours of searching, he found a ViraBot ping hidden 1 mile below Rocket Corp. HQ.

H4CK3R panicked and immediately generated a 100000-ton anvil below him, breaking through all the floors underneath him rapidly, until he found himself in the prison chamber where criminals that were too strong to be contained in the city prison were placed. It was basically the Outernet's Alcatraz.

There were a lot of prisoners after the Second Outernet Clash had occurred. The Chosen One had told him that several of Programmer021's creations had been affiliated with evil, so after several days of tearing the weeds from the foliage, he found all the bad apples and locked them up here.

Somehow, one of the doors of one of the cells was missing, and the cell was infested with ViraBots.

H4CK3R was horrified.

 Five Hours Later...

Agent had been hearing loud banging from the prison room for five hours, but didn't intervene because he was busy looking for The Dark Lord.

When he finally went down, he saw H4CK3R, out of breath, surrounded by shurikens and thrown swords, as well as a few pinned ViraBots desperately trying (and failing) to corrode H4CK3R's weapons.

Agent: WHAT HAPPENED DOWN HERE?!

At that moment, one of the ViraBots cut itself free and charged toward H4CK3R, so he used his animation taskbar to pick it up, trap it in a small cube, then reduce the cube to a tiny dot, crushing the ViraBot.

H4CK3R: There were ViraBots here. We need to find The Dark Lord as fast as we can!

Suddenly, a voice rang out through the darkness.

That won't be necessary.

The Dark Lord walked towards them, converting his goo-powers into lots of different weapons.

The Dark Lord: I understand that I have to go into containment for you to rest easy, but I am NOT coming quietly. Fight me...if you dare.

The Mercenaries suddenly dropped down from behind Agent.

Ballista: We got your back, boss!

And the battle commenced.

Five Minutes Later

Agent and the mercenaries laid behind The Dark Lord, unconscious, but not corroding.

H4CK3R and The Dark Lord gazed at one another menacingly.

H4CK3R: Oh, it's ON.

H4CK3R generated shurikens and started throwing them at The Dark Lord, the first few of which he dodged, before corroding the rest with his ViraSpikes.

Once they were gone, he retaliated with his laser-eyes, pushing H4CK3R back, then to the ground, The Dark Lord immediately leapt on top of him, before punching him in the head several times.

H4CK3R dropkicked him in the chest from below, throwing him off, before bouncing off the ceiling while generating knuckle-spikes on his hand and brutally punching The Dark Lord back several feet, before smashing him on the head with a giant hammer.

He approached The Dark Lord, deactivating an empty cell, ready to throw him in.

But to his shock, The Dark Lord just laughed.

The Dark Lord: Did you really think I would be dumb enough as to let myself be captured again? Heh heh heh...

He pressed a hidden button on his wrist...and all the nearby cells reopened.

The Dark Lord: I recruited a few...friends.

H4CK3R was horrified to see several other sticks - some armed, some with powers, some just running toward him - join The Dark Lord. He involuntarily took a step back, not knowing what to do.

Lucky for him, it was at that moment that Agent finally woke up.

Agent: Take him down! I've got you covered, boss!

H4CK3R suddenly surged in confidence, as he charged towards The Dark Lord, whirling a lasso.

Agent, meanwhile, took out his staff and shield, and started attacking all the other sticks.

H4CK3R tried to lasso The Dark Lord, but The Dark Lord grabbed the lasso at the loop and cut it off, before pulling H4CK3R towards him for a punch in the face. H4CK3R blocked the punch, then pushed The Dark Lord to the ground from there. (Amulet - Escape from Lucien reference)

H4CK3R immediately powered up his glitch-bomb fire, but it didn't come out as individual bullets - it came out as a massive energy beam.

The Dark Lord was pushed back, and then whacked on the head by H4CK3R's giant club. He tried to get up...but couldn't. His body was glitching all over. H4CK3R took advantage of the reprieve to lasso him around the neck, then threw him into an empty cell, before turning the energy beam back on. He was stronger than all the other prisoners, so H4CK3R converted all of the walls around him to energy and thickened them.

And finally, he joined Agent back-to-back in defeating every single evil stick around him.

Once that was done, they both wiped off the (nonexistent) sweat from their foreheads and went back up (dragging the bodies of the mercenaries behind them) and finally went back up to the main room.

Agent sent a message to a random worker.

Agent: Tell the general population that The Dark Lord has been captured. There are no more threats in the Outernet to fear.

H4CK3R breathed a sigh of relief.

H4CK3R: Finally...it's over.

[END]

We know that Ballista's powers don't work on doors, but (this is just a guess) some people may think that the door was so invincible because all of Ballista's attacks were on a door that said "Pull", so he was pushing on the door with his powers. However, this can't be the case as in the last part of "stickman vs. door", we can see that you have to PUSH the door open. (I'm talking about the part where - spoiler alert - Ballista gets chased back out by a dog)

I like that sword that explodes when he finishes using it

Rocket Corp. HQ

The group stared uneasily at The Dark Lord.

H4CK3R: What do you want? Haven't you ruined my life enough already?!

The Dark Lord: You got it wrong, buddy. I'm here to propose a truce.

Agent: Yeah, and Corn Dog Guy doesn't like to make money. Tell someone who cares!

The Dark Lord: You need me to defeat The God of Chaos, or at least to marginally increase your odds of beating him. I know things about him that none of you do - I was able to get a scan on PROGRAMMER021SPC and find out everything about this monster.

The Second Coming: Pah! What's stopping you from killing us right now?! You think that just by hiding them, you can hide me from the fact that you brought literally every single ViraBot you have???

The Dark Lord: Because if The God of Chaos takes over the Outernet, then I end up being a literal nobody, just like everyone else. And that is the last thing I want. No one takes over the Outernet but ME!

Agent: So as long as it's mutually beneficial...

A random worker ran in from outside, with a warning.

Sorry to burst your bubble, the God of Chaos is close to reaching us!

The Second Coming covered his face in exasperation.

The Second Coming: Fine. Truce. Now, what do you have to tell us?!

The Dark Lord produced a tablet and displayed a vast amount of information.

The God of Chaos

Created shortly after the Disintegration, this force of nature bluescreened his creator's computer in a split second and secretly followed The Chosen One and The Dark Lord in an Internet rampage, exacerbating the chaos that they had caused exponentially. 

His only possible weakness is that he's a little [CENSORED] - if anyone on his power level appears, he will immediately cease his attack.

My personal hypothesis is that The Second Coming has another level to his power.

The only way to activate this power is [CORRUPTED, DATA LOST]

The Second Coming stared in shock at the last piece of information displayed on the tablet.

The Second Coming: You mean...

Hazard straight-up ran away at this information.

Mitsi fainted.

The Second Coming could even see a few ViraBots running away in the distance.

The Dark Lord: How should I get this power out of you? Should I...murder your friends again???

H4CK3R punched him in the face.

sticksfight.com, ALANSPC

They were fighting again, as it was their primary way of venting.

Green: Should we check on The Second Coming and see what he's doing?

Yellow: Isn't the answer obvious?

A split second later, everyone was falling through the portal to the Outernet...again.

Rocket Corp. HQ

An explosion knocked everyone to the ground.

The Second Coming: He's here!

H4CK3R remotely activated his defenses.

Outside, bullets, lasers, missiles, and everything else imaginable smashed into The God of Chaos. He barely even noticed, and with a snap of his (nonexistent) fingers, they were all gone.

Hazard, Primal, and Ballista all stepped outside and launched a brutal attack of all their strongest weapons - Hazard's nukes, Primal's beast mode, Ballista's weapons - but it all did absolutely nothing. The God of Chaos punched the ground, creating a massive seismic wave that knocked them all off the ground.

Agent joined them, with a 96px staff and his gun.

He started brutally beating The God of Chaos with no effect, even when the mercenaries joined him.

The Second Coming: It's our turn now!

The Second Coming started blasting The God of Chaos with his laser, which was the only thing so far that could harm him. It did, pushing him back several yards, while The Dark Lord generated a massive sword and started slashing him up, and H4CK3R generated a massive hammer and smashed him on the head. Despite all this, the God of Chaos barely felt anything and generated an enormous explosion that blew everyone back.

The God of Chaos: You will never defeat me! If this is all your pathetic Outernet can muster as a defense, consider me d-

He could sense the immense power inside The Second Coming, which he had not yet activated. He stepped back in fear.

Consider this your only warning - allow me to take over the Outernet, or you will be eradicated as slowly and painfully as possible!

And just like that, he was gone.

H4CK3R: There's no way that what The Dark Lord said about you was true...

The Second Coming: Yeah, we're definitely doomed.

[LOCATION REDACTED]

Heh heh heh. Little do they know that we have the PERFECT plan to destroy them all!

They looked back at their massive group of power boosters.

We'll plug them all into The God of Chaos, and he won't be able to contain his power any longer! It'll create an explosion so massive that the ENTIRE INTERNET, OUTERNET INCLUDED, will be destroyed!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[To be continued...]

If Henry Stickmin has now made an actual appearance (although he did appear in a flashback briefly in a previous episode) show we get rid of the redirect that leads to Ballista’s page so that people can make a page for Henry?

Agent was done before

Season 3, Episode 1

Ballista

Primal

Hazard

Number 1: Ballista (+Extra meme)

What are these? I didn't see him exposing his teeth in the episodes