Perrito rolled up in his tank, popping out of the hatch and climbing onto the taskbar. Red was right behind him.
“Hey, guys!” He exclaimed. “How’s everyone doing after Week 14?”
“Well well, someone’s chipper.” Blue observed.
“Saints got their third win of the year, against a hated rival no less!” Perrito proclaimed.
“Eyyyy, bro, welcome to the winner’s circle!” Green called. “Hey dudes, a lot of our teams won this week. How’s about a dance party for us winners? I got the beats!” He pulled out his phone and blasted some music, busting out some dance moves while everyone cheered for him.
“Go Green! Go Green!” Everyone chanted.
“Da Bears suck! Da Bears suck!” Green laughed. “Who wants the floor next? Perrito?”
“I’ll go.” Perrito shrugged, trying (and failing) his best Puss in Boots dance moves. “I’m no Puss, I’m not even Mr. Wolf, but I do love celebrating a win with you all.”
“If I may…” SC began, taking the floor, “Denver swept the Raiders and we’re #1 in the AFC. That’s worthy of celebration!” He too showed off his best moves before pointing to King. “From one orange stick to another.”
“Fine, fine…” King sighed, smiling.
“Go get ‘em, Dad!” Purple insisted. “One of us Tangos has to celebrate this week…”
“Especially since the Niners were on a bye.” Gold added. “The Vikings delivered a shutout! Go! Go! Go!”
King relented and did his best, “embarrassing Dad” moves. Everyone got a good laugh out of him, until Yellow and Blue took centerstage.
“My programming has calculated a near guaranteed playoff berth for the Los Angeles Rams.” Yellow said robotically. “But I would appreciate an assistant for my moves.”
“Allow me, Yellow.” Blue smiled. “Let’s show our friends how we truly break it down.”
“Initiating dance moves.” Yellow replied, doing the robot while Blue breakdanced. Everyone else applauded their skills.
“I think that’s everyone who won this week.” Blue figured. “Sadly, we didn’t all emerge victorious.”
“I’ve grown used to it at this point.” Red shrugged. “You guys did awesome, great performances.”
“Indeed, Dad, you were so funny!” Purple laughed. “Even if you are a little embarrassing…”
“A lot.” Gold teased, making King laugh.
“Congrats to everyone who won.” Candy praised. “And Purple, I’ll be seeing you next week.”
“I’m looking forward to it.” Purple smiled.
“And Red…” Candy smirked, glancing evilly at him.
“NO! No, I’m hiding in the tank!” Red yelped as he scrambled up the side of the tank, garnering laughs from everyone.
“Wow, we’re 14 weeks in. The Playoffs are coming in hot.” Perrito said. “Good luck to all the playoff contenders, and for sticks like me and Red… we’re excited for the draft.” He laughed. “See y’all next week!”
