Rocket Corp. HQThe group stared uneasily at The Dark Lord.
H4CK3R: What do you want? Haven't you ruined my life enough already?!
The Dark Lord: You got it wrong, buddy. I'm here to propose a truce.
Agent: Yeah, and Corn Dog Guy doesn't like to make money. Tell someone who cares!
The Dark Lord: You need me to defeat The God of Chaos, or at least to marginally increase your odds of beating him. I know things about him that none of you do - I was able to get a scan on PROGRAMMER021SPC and find out everything about this monster.
The Second Coming: Pah! What's stopping you from killing us right now?! You think that just by hiding them, you can hide me from the fact that you brought literally every single ViraBot you have???
The Dark Lord: Because if The God of Chaos takes over the Outernet, then I end up being a literal nobody, just like everyone else. And that is the last thing I want. No one takes over the Outernet but ME!
Agent: So as long as it's mutually beneficial...
A random worker ran in from outside, with a warning.
Sorry to burst your bubble, the God of Chaos is close to reaching us!
The Second Coming covered his face in exasperation.
The Second Coming: Fine. Truce. Now, what do you have to tell us?!
The Dark Lord produced a tablet and displayed a vast amount of information.
The God of Chaos
Created shortly after the Disintegration, this force of nature bluescreened his creator's computer in a split second and secretly followed The Chosen One and The Dark Lord in an Internet rampage, exacerbating the chaos that they had caused exponentially.
His only possible weakness is that he's a little [CENSORED] - if anyone on his power level appears, he will immediately cease his attack.
My personal hypothesis is that The Second Coming has another level to his power.
The only way to activate this power is [CORRUPTED, DATA LOST]The Second Coming stared in shock at the last piece of information displayed on the tablet.
The Second Coming: You mean...
Hazard straight-up ran away at this information.
Mitsi fainted.
The Second Coming could even see a few ViraBots running away in the distance.
The Dark Lord: How should I get this power out of you? Should I...murder your friends again???
H4CK3R punched him in the face.
sticksfight.com, ALANSPCThey were fighting again, as it was their primary way of venting.
Green: Should we check on The Second Coming and see what he's doing?
Yellow: Isn't the answer obvious?
A split second later, everyone was falling through the portal to the Outernet...again.
Rocket Corp. HQAn explosion knocked everyone to the ground.
The Second Coming: He's here!
H4CK3R remotely activated his defenses.
Outside, bullets, lasers, missiles, and everything else imaginable smashed into The God of Chaos. He barely even noticed, and with a snap of his (nonexistent) fingers, they were all gone.
Hazard, Primal, and Ballista all stepped outside and launched a brutal attack of all their strongest weapons - Hazard's nukes, Primal's beast mode, Ballista's weapons - but it all did absolutely nothing. The God of Chaos punched the ground, creating a massive seismic wave that knocked them all off the ground.
Agent joined them, with a 96px staff and his gun.
He started brutally beating The God of Chaos with no effect, even when the mercenaries joined him.
The Second Coming: It's our turn now!
The Second Coming started blasting The God of Chaos with his laser, which was the only thing so far that could harm him. It did, pushing him back several yards, while The Dark Lord generated a massive sword and started slashing him up, and H4CK3R generated a massive hammer and smashed him on the head. Despite all this, the God of Chaos barely felt anything and generated an enormous explosion that blew everyone back.
The God of Chaos: You will never defeat me! If this is all your pathetic Outernet can muster as a defense, consider me d-
He could sense the immense power inside The Second Coming, which he had not yet activated. He stepped back in fear.
Consider this your only warning - allow me to take over the Outernet, or you will be eradicated as slowly and painfully as possible!
And just like that, he was gone.
H4CK3R: There's no way that what The Dark Lord said about you was true...
The Second Coming: Yeah, we're definitely doomed.
[LOCATION REDACTED]Heh heh heh. Little do they know that we have the PERFECT plan to destroy them all!
They looked back at their massive group of power boosters.
We'll plug them all into The God of Chaos, and he won't be able to contain his power any longer! It'll create an explosion so massive that the ENTIRE INTERNET, OUTERNET INCLUDED, will be destroyed!
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[To be continued...]