Ballista has a hobby of collecting aspec labels (demiromantic ageoromantic ace)

Primal is just aroace

so no

in general i dont like shipping the mercs with eachother, hence why all of them but Agent are aspec

(i have fallen for vicagent, come kill me.)

I see vicagent as a one-sided crush. Vic is AroAce and agent kinda like them.

i hc vic as cupioromantic ace, so vic and agent have a very casual relationship, no strings attached, etc

they just sometimes go out on the weekends and are totally the kind of couple in a angst/comfort fic to just make out in the comfort scene and then just fcking die laughing about it 10 minutes later

I kind of ship the two as that one BF and GF that always, without fail, somehow makes the other annoyed, no matter what they are doing, and the couple that one looks up to the other, Ballista being a short non-binary pal that wants to actually be bigger and stronger as Primal, and actually be of use to Primal, the right hand man, to the right hand man, of Victim.

Also am I crazy for shipping

Grey Workers x Victim,

that is one fcking nightmare of a polycule holy sh!t

I have no hcs on the mercs whatsoever

I have no idea what any of you are saying.

^Me neither, I don't understand all these sexualities.

@Minecraft loot @The Slimy Stump That makes three of us